Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water
“This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Syrup (2013)
She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.
- Amy Waldman, The Submission (via unteyetled)
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